(noun) A migratory Canadian rodent, often found rummaging in the dumpsters around Hollywood for toxic scraps to stuff in his leery hideous face. Canuckodile.

me: I saw a canuckodile under the queensborough bridge the other day.
friend: Really, what was it doing?
me: He was experiencing heaven for 15 dollars a man thanks to a dimatoid.

canuckodile by DmitryShostakovich March 30, 2019

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Calum Hood

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.

Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.

Calum Hood by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013

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Calum Hood

The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.

Michael Clifford is whipped by Calum Hood.

Calum Hood by saudadeskies July 17, 2016

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Canuckland

Simply Canada, derived from the word canuck.

I was up in Canuckland visiting some relatives, it's really cold up there.

Canuckland by Matthew Bradford February 23, 2008

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