don't boop if you can't poop 

Coined in Toronto Ontario, this phrase has begun to spread rapidly. The phrase essentially means don't try to talk if you can't walk the walk.

Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp

Hypothetical situation...Someone claims they can bench press 300 pounds when in reality they can only do 200...Response would be: Yo...don't boop if you can't poop.

don't boop if you can't poop by Tha Ambassador July 15, 2006

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy 

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort

Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021

Guys I can’t stop pooping 

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

Guys I can’t stop pooping by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

Can't; Pooping 

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

Can't; Pooping by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011