A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."
Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.
by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010
An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
"What is that on the horizon?"
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
by PitchJoe October 18, 2011
When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.
by Craig 119281 October 29, 2005
An incredibley strong male used in the destruction of motor vechiles (mainly cars), with the use of his bare fists
by Gooch Sweat June 30, 2009
by Erin May 18, 2003
Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.
by sugarkane_13 May 26, 2016
A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.
by BigJimRabbitt March 25, 2018