"look at that nice canoe"
by ram man April 28, 2003
by Kummer36 August 6, 2011
A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."
Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.
by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010
An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
"What is that on the horizon?"
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
by PitchJoe October 18, 2011
At the burning tip of a blunt, when it starts to burn down farther on one side than on the rest of the blunt, it is canoeing. This can be fixed by wetting a fingertip with saliva and dampening the burned down end. This is not only with blunts either. This can easily happen with joints and it happens with cigarettes sometimes too.
by IEatBadgers August 22, 2003
When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.
by Craig 119281 October 29, 2005
An incredibley strong male used in the destruction of motor vechiles (mainly cars), with the use of his bare fists
by Gooch Sweat June 30, 2009