candy crane

when someone licks a peice of hard candy out of vagina

"dude i candy craned that girl jen from that all girls school, she kinda looks like a turtle with big boobs!"

candy crane by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009

New England Candy cane 

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood

yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane

New England Candy cane by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011

candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.

I gave that bitch a candy cane.

candy cane by stoner 511 February 13, 2010

candy cane child 

a White Stripes crazy.

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud

candy cane child by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

Candy Cane Syndrome by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them

Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.

candy cane challenge by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019

Candy Cane Dick 

A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.

Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!

Candy Cane Dick by God_One November 24, 2013