A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta 

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010

Soggy Candlestick 

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

Soggy Candlestick by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

Cuddlenuts 

When one wears jeans that are way too tight and it causes shrinkage. No cold water necessary.

"Damn Dan Billy, I just got out them jeans you told me to buy, and I got a serious case of the cuddlenuts!"

Cuddlenuts by wayvern November 28, 2003

candlesticking

The act of cumming in a girl's mouth while she's still sucking on it, and it looks like a melting candlestick. This is only done while the man is laying on his back.

Man I can't believe that bitch actually candlesticking yo lucky ass tonight!

candlesticking by DaQuarius Penton December 20, 2010

Candlestick 

Most may think a candlestick refers rod of wax with a wick in the middle. When lit it produces light and small amounts of heat and wax melts everywhere. After years of researching the origins of this sacred word, it has been found that it has a much different meaning. It is still a noun but now refers to the head of a red-headed person (ginger). It is a comparison of the red hair to a candle and how the red hair resembles fire. Others have researched the word even further back into the word's roots to satanic devil worshipers: they found that it goes further beyond a comparison. It is believed that the absent soul of a ginger is stuck in another realm and actually has real fire as hair.

Johnny: Man my hands are cold.
Chris: You're such a baby.
Johnny: Hah, that's funny because you're never cold with your fire hair you fucking candlestick! Let me warm up around the bonfire on your head.

Candlestick by koolkat75 November 27, 2012

russian candlestick 

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.

Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?

russian candlestick by keyster king November 20, 2015

Candlelit dinner 

the act of sticking a candling in a girls ass while she is doing a

handstand lighting the candle and eating her out

"Dude did you hear about Taylor and Karin?"
"No what?"
"Taylor copped that fresh candlelit dinner"

Candlelit dinner by Ryan134 August 30, 2009