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Speaker Canards 

A nonsensical combination of automotive parts. Canards being small wings attached to the front of a car to provide downforce. Smart car owners would use the term to separate knowledgeable people from the rest. An updated version of muffler bearings
Man - did you see that sweet Camero at SEMA? I don't know how many WHP it was making, but from the look of the speaker canards, it really means business!
Speaker Canards by kap0w February 20, 2009
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rolls canardly 

A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".

Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.
Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.
rolls canardly by ke6isf November 6, 2004

canardly 

a diamond so tiny you can hardly see it, i use this term in the pawn biz alot
your cluster ring is full of canardly diamonds (therefore it's worthless unless it's set in gold or silver) "are those real diamonds?" asks the customer. yes they are canardly's. "whats a canardly?" you can hardly see them! they should be on a drill bit!
canardly by larry bring January 31, 2009
Disbelieve the canard, young harlot.
Canard by Larstait November 14, 2003
As used historically by Italians in various New York neigborhoods to mean the absolute end of the universe.
Whaddya from Canrsie?
canarsie by ponytrekker May 11, 2004
The aftereffect of either

1/ Super-hot Mexican or Indian food, or

2/ A huge, compacted poop that came out feeling like you were giving birth to a huge sandpaper baby through your butt.
Guy1: "You are walking funny: what happened?"
Guy2: "Feeling canarsie after that vindaloo last night..."
Canarsie by Uncle Des July 26, 2009
A part of Brooklyn that you need a friggin' boat and helicopter just to reach.
It took me 40 days and 40 nights to get to Canarsie from Williamsburg.
Canarsie by Tiffany September 13, 2004