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1.
A false rumor.
Disbelieve the canard, young harlot.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
 
2.
Such a ditz that he put his telephone number into the microwave. Also gay.
"I just Canarded!"
"You mean you put your phone number into the microwave AND want some mansex?"
"You know it!"
by Anonymous August 20, 2003