12 definitions by Uncle Des
Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
by Uncle Des September 3, 2009
Wife of Des: "I've finally got my special room sorted out"
Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."
Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des
Des: "What??!!"
Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."
Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des
Des: "What??!!"
by Uncle Des December 4, 2010
Descriptive of a somewhat scary chick, similar to the one who does the Progressive commercials. Kind-of cute; kind-of nuts; kind-of hot; kind-of totally mental. Probably goes like a train, but one that will run you over.
Derivation obscure - possibly a concatenation of "Frightening" and "Kinky"(?)
Derivation obscure - possibly a concatenation of "Frightening" and "Kinky"(?)
Guy 1:"Would you do that chick from the Progressive commercial?"
Guy2: "Mmmmm. Possibly. She's kinda frinky, though..."
Guy2: "Mmmmm. Possibly. She's kinda frinky, though..."
by Uncle Des October 23, 2009
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
by Uncle Des July 12, 2009
Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.
She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
by Uncle Des July 18, 2009
Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.
by Uncle Des August 10, 2010
KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"
When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.
By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.
When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.
By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.
I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.
by Uncle Des July 21, 2010