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calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

Calculated 

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing
Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023

Cabinated Driver 

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.
Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.
Cabinated Driver by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

Calculated 

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 2 seconds.
Chat disabled for 1 second.
Me: Calculated
Calculated by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.
Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"
caffinated by Kait no eights July 7, 2011

clarinated 

Totally immersed in everything that has to do with the clarinet: technique, printed music for clarinet and where to get the music, reeds, auditions, etc. From CLARINet + marinATED.
John is really clarinated---I know he'll ace the next audition!
clarinated by pentozali April 17, 2009