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Clarinate 

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Look, it's Clarinate!
Oh no, he has Clarinitis 🅱!
Clarinate by reichertag September 18, 2019

Chlorinated water

Chlorinated water (chlorinated hydrogen oxide) is when you add chemicals to the water that releases chlorine and the water (hydrogen oxide) absorbs chlorine. The chlorine kills viruses and bacteria. Drinking chlorinated water is great! I like the chlorine taste! Stomach acid is dilute hydrochloric acid. So stomach acid digests food. Drinking chlorine gives the body more helpful chlorine. Water doesn't have too much chlorine or too little chlorine. They add sodium hypochlorite or calcium hypochlorite to the drinking water or sometimes other chemicals. New York water is the tastiest water. Pool water has trichloroisocyanuric acid (TCCA) which releases chlorine.
Tyler: I like drinking chlorinated water straight from the faucet and also straight from the fire hydrant in the summer. I like the chlorine taste!

Cabinated Driver 

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.
Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.
Cabinated Driver by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

It's chlorinated

That shitty excuse used by swimmers with bad hygiene. Pee, go in without showering, leave hair in the pool…as long as there's chlorine, idiots will assume it's perfectly okay.
Swimmer 1: Dude, why didn't you shower?
Swimmer 2: Why should I? It's chlorinated.
Swimmer 3: Yeah, there's chlorine in the water. It makes the water sterile.
It's chlorinated by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

Chlorinated Gene Pool 

Similar to being called a "mudblood" in Harry Potter. It means that you're a mutated being in human existence. Often used as a very rude insult maintaining that you are superior to them.
Person 1: I don't want to go to work today...
Person 2: Go straddle a narwhal, you chlorinated gene pool.

rusty clarinete 

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.
the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a
rusty clarinete by Anonymous May 22, 2003