ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.
Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!
by Bigsteve February 24, 2005
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ass cactus

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.
Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!
by Jay Young April 19, 2005
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you need a cactus up your ass

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.
One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass
by Cactus:) February 11, 2015
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Cactus Ass

A really good, genuine, and real person
Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass
by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019
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