cabinate 

To run a needle through your penis and inject kool-aid into your urethra for maximum pleasure during sex.

Hey so by the way did you cabinate before you got laid by Janet McArthy?

cabinate by Jamal Giggins March 7, 2011

Cabinated Driver 

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.

Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.

Cabinated Driver by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009