cumb

An elite spelling of cum, or when you cum so hard that "cum" simply cannot describe the level of cum

I will jack off till i cumb.

by aj.106_ January 27, 2020

cumb

The substance that would come out of your thumb, if your thumb could cum.

Derek: "This chick sucked my thumb so good, I thought I was gonna cumb"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

cumb

Abbreviation for "chuckling under my breath." Used when something is mildly amusing; tickles your funny bone.

Mike: So I was making out with this girl the other day, and I got this massive cramp in my leg and fell off the bed!
Caity: cumb

by CaitTheGreat June 30, 2008

Cumb

What if there was someone being so dumb and so cute at the same time, there's a word for that now!

Child- mOm ArE aRiPlAnEs BrEaD
Mom-You adorable idiot...
child-YoU mEaN mE cUmB?
Mom-Yeah whatever.

by TheGirlThatReallyLovesDogs January 2, 2022

Cumbs

Cum crumbs. After leaving a load somewhere, it dries and turns into crumbs.

"Dude, found a wicked porn last night, and woke up to a keyboard full of cumbs."

by N810S October 1, 2014

Cumb

The combination of "cum" and "crumb". Usually created in the act of wiping the cum off from your manhood with a Kleenex, then immediately, or soon after, wiping off some crumbs (probably Nabisco brand Chocolate Chip Cookies with 25% Reduced Fat) off of a surface with the said Kleenex; creating Cumb. Not recommened for consumption, unless you're a chick. That is totally fine.

Dude, is that Cumb in your wastebasket?
Uh, you mean cum? Probably.
Nah, I think I see some cookie crumbs in it, too...

by Brianysus April 5, 2011

cumbed

The bed you masterbate into when staying solo in a double bed hotel room. The bed itself is used as a cum rag, and no clean up is necessary.

"Make sure to use the less comfortable of the two beds as your cumbed, because afterall, you won't be in it for too long."

by kangytea January 2, 2017