4 definitions by Cumbellina

Arsequeef

When you queef from your arsehole instead of your cunt

Alice: "holy shit I just ripped the most massive Arsequeef from my cunt"
Susan: "bro"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

cumb

The substance that would come out of your thumb, if your thumb could cum.

Derek: "This chick sucked my thumb so good, I thought I was gonna cumb"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

Genderpending

A safe, non-triggering term used to describe pre-ops trannies embarking on their tranny voyage.

Stewart: "Did you hear that Samuel is transitioning to Samantha?"
Reginald: "Ughhh dude that word triggers me please use genderpending"
Stewart: "um k"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019