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catch her by the snatch 

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”
catch her by the snatch by GKH1220 February 28, 2018

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls 

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."
Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

catch a tiger by the tail 

Something too difficult to manage or cope with.
This colorful metaphor conjures up the image of grabbing a powerful but fierce animal by the tail, only to have it turn on one.
You know nothing about the commodities market; you'll end up catch a tiger by the tail.

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.) 

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
When quickly liking girls on Tinder/OKCupid/PoF/etc, and you accidentally match with a girl way under your standards
Steve: Dude you should have seen the disgusting fatty I matched with on Tinder
Don: Yeah I get a lot of nasty bycatch like that.
bycatch by wannabe_explorer November 23, 2014
Any unwanted or unexpected pieces of clothing, lint, or hair that become stuck on the fingers/tongue of one who is in the act of sexually stimulating a woman either manually or orally.
Rico had to stop while performing cunnilingus on Marjorie to pick some of the bycatch off of his tongue.
bycatch by Bebe Jooga June 28, 2010