buuis

a fatty fatty fat fat who doesnt take care of his girlfriend. resembles both a bag of cabbages and buu from dragonball z. also hopelessy wannabe emo.

"ewww... buuis licked his lollipop"

buuis by pencilsyringespongecake December 26, 2005

Booze Bruise 

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

Booze Bruise by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Wednesday Bubism

Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.

Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*

Wednesday Bubism by Yourpseudonymwillnotappear April 11, 2019

Bruised Turd 

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

Bruised Turd by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

bruisely 

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

bruisely by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

bruiserweight 

Pete Motherfucking Dunne

And his opponent, weighing 205 pounds, he is the NXT United Kingdom Champion, The Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne

bruiserweight by TideSplitter February 21, 2021

bruised throat 

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

bruised throat by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017