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Buttweasel 

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.
(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"
Buttweasel by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

buttweenis 

'weenis' is the extra skin on your elbow
'butt' is your gluteus maximus, or for you idiots it's the ass
therefore when combined it is the extra skin on someones glutues maximus.
usually used when insulting someone or just complimenting them.
"you're a fuckin buttweenis!" or "wutssup buttweenis?"
buttweenis by Paloma M. November 20, 2006

Buttgeyser 

Real name of an alcoholic beverage that Americans (and only Americans) refer to as "beer".
The name was supposedly chosen to better reflect the original taste.

Originated from Postal 2.
Jeez dude, you call that beer? That cat piss tastes like Buttgeyser!
Buttgeyser by MasterJoe August 13, 2006

buttpenis 

The unfortunate growth of a sex organ originating from inside the rectum and protruding through the anus.
Eww, dude, you have a fuckin' buttpenis. That's nasty.

buttweasel 

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends
"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"
buttweasel by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

buttwings 

Love handles are are not on the waist but above the butt so it looks like butt wings. They typically protrude over pants and are very obvious.
Damn, that bitch has buttwings!
buttwings by poodypaul November 29, 2007