Definitions by MasterJoe

Octoberfest

Common misspelling of the word Oktoberfest. Go there if you want to find out about drunk Bavarians, Americans, Australians and Japanese.

It's called Oktoberfest, not Octoberfest.

Octoberfest by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

david hasselhoff by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

jamster 

two words:
annoying f**ing bullshit.

one day i'm gonna stab jamster with a plastic spoon.

jamster by MasterJoe August 13, 2006

Buttgeyser 

Real name of an alcoholic beverage that Americans (and only Americans) refer to as "beer".
The name was supposedly chosen to better reflect the original taste.

Originated from Postal 2.

Jeez dude, you call that beer? That cat piss tastes like Buttgeyser!

Buttgeyser by MasterJoe August 13, 2006

Old Europe

Rather derogative term coined by U.S. Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld to piss off those Europeans who didn't want to go to war with Iraq.

Didn't work out well, Rummy's shot eventually backfired; as Europeans now see the description with pride as they don't have to go with anything fucking America says.

Jesusland inhabitant: Where ya from?
Old European: Old Europe and proud of it!

Old Europe by MasterJoe August 13, 2006