buttle kotex 

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

buttle kotex by michael foolsley December 3, 2009