butt pylon Share definition Flag this is when you get ramed in the ass by two guys at the same time creating a pylon shape or a gay conga line. stephen garison and his homosexual lovers aswaldo and harriet have butt pylons butt pylon by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the butt pylon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch