butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.

Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.

butt jousting by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013

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Butt Jousting

Ass Fucking.

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.

Butt Jousting by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016

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Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

Butt Jousting by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

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anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

anal jousting butt pirate by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

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Buttjusting

Adjusting your butt in your chair while gaming or streaming.

"gimme a sec, buttjusting a bit"

Buttjusting by PhilosoPhoenix August 2, 2016

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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