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1.
a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation
"what up my squire?"
by detox May 03, 2003
 
2.
To name a friend when you greet them.
Allright their squire
by The-Squire September 21, 2009
 
3.
A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.
Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
by ChickenRidge August 13, 2013
 
4.
A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.
Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?
by brentjigga March 25, 2012
 
5.
To service a woman (yes, sexually).
"He squired me yesterday."
by It's here, so it must be true. September 27, 2009
 
6.
A very large and extremely stench-loaded crap of power
person a: Hey guys i woulden't hit the bathroom anytime soon i just dropped a massive squire

person b: *cannot reply, throat is clogged with squire fumes*
by ww+ss December 10, 2010
 
7.
A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
by muleonmushrooms September 07, 2009