A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.
Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.
That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.