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Buttmunch 

Seemingly derogatory term but often used with affection. In the classic sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, the brothers call each other buttmunch but with a smile and a pat on the back. The word can also be used as a sexually suggestive term, using it on someone you would actually like to munch on your butt.
1. Reese to Malcolm: Way to go buttmunch! I'm proud of you!
2. Reese to Malcolm (pulling down his pants): Hey buttmunch, dive in!
Buttmunch by zekebones May 11, 2018
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buttmunch 

a term made poular by beavis and butthead, commonly referring to beavis.
beavis, shut up you buttmunch!
buttmunch by daniel knight July 7, 2003

buttmuncher 

1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.
1. "Oh look! A wild buttmuncher!"
2. "You stupid little buttmucher!"
buttmuncher by Blah May 12, 2003

buttmunchery 

1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.

2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.
I've been committing buttmunchery all afternoon.

They sometimes dabble in buttmunchery.

I've been a victim of my son's buttmunchery.

Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown 

Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"
Sean is a real buttmunchingfuckstickassclown. He also sucks dick.

banana buttcrunch 

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
banana buttcrunch by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006

buttmuncher 

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.
buttmuncher by weasel April 29, 2004