50 definitions by weasel

gummy worm

when your vagina or lip gets pulled so hard it streches and is then called a gummyworm.

jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french

by weasel January 14, 2005

pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while

last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face

by weasel April 23, 2005

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by weasel May 12, 2004

nuz

nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"

english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool

that was a nuz movie
your shirt is nuz
you are the nuz

by weasel February 17, 2005

Fallen Footwear

The Best skateboarding shoe around. Rates #1 on like 5 websites I've seen. And they are hella comfortable. Model Shoes include Patriot, Rival, Herritage, Scout, and Strike and were created by Jamie Thomas.

I'm getting my new pair of Fallen shoes in a week!

by weasel August 9, 2004

Surfer

Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.

Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!

Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.

by weasel August 7, 2004

voege

The guy that added TIARA to the dictionary.

weasel: "Yo voege, WASAAAAAAAAAA???????"
voege : "WASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA ?!?!?!!?"
both: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..."

by weasel February 16, 2004