Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk 

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk by QuacksO August 8, 2018

buying in 

The act of using your finances or monetary assets to persuade an individual or entity to permit/allow something that typically isn't permitted, or to leverage their power in your favour.

The billionaire contemplated buying in the state.

buying in by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 5, 2021

Busting Caps in Somebody's Ass 

Used by gangstas it means "to shoot somebody"

I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass bitch (fires gun)

He's busting caps in somebody's ass fo sho

Busting Caps in Somebody's Ass by Jorgepfan February 22, 2009

biting me in the foot 

Creating or doing something less optimally than it could have been done otherwise as a direct result of past experiences or lack thereof. Most likely a cross between "coming back to bite me in the ass" and "shooting myself in the foot."

The amount of good anime I've not seen is really biting me in the foot when it comes to creating new fan content huh.

biting me in the foot by anonymous February 10, 2021

Busting one in one

To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...

WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?

Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM

Busting one in one by Mr.scrotum October 14, 2006

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busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth 

to cum in a girls mouth. but not atcually ejaculate. it's all a metaphor. so as if you really do it, but you don't.

say you're at a party and you're hitting on a girl and making her think you're going to have sex like it's to the point if you wanted you could bust a nut in her mouth. but you don't and kind of just walk away. therefore you're busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth.

busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth by dont use your real name pseudu May 18, 2010