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Benjamin Buttoning 

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
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snooze-buttoning 

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.
Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.
snooze-buttoning by envirochef February 10, 2010

buttonie 

a device with lots of buttons such as an electronic device. Or an article of clothing with lots of buttons
Stop messin' with that sprinkler control box, its too buttonie.

Or

This sweater is to hard to put on its to buttonie!
buttonie by KJA September 27, 2012

Benjamin-Buttoning 

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.
Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."

Brown Buttoning 

The act of spreading ones ass cheeks and touching the petri anal area to the surface of another persons body.
"Damn Joel, why do you stink?" "I got brown buttoned last night"
Brown Buttoning by Richard Lapointe December 13, 2003

Buttoning 

The act of placing ones schlong into the belly-button of a person.
Marc: My belly button is tight like a tiger!
Dwayne: I am turned on.
Marc: u wanna try buttoning.
Dwayne: Okay, I'll ask Martin for a condom
Martin: GO-GO-KARTIN
Buttoning by PeetrMurfee August 20, 2011

Buttoning 

Bruh, I saw Laquisha today, we were buttoning mad long
Buttoning by FletchHD June 16, 2016