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A person who leeches off the talents/skills of other people to make a living.
businessman says "We can double the work and pay person X 1/3 more money."
by phphacker February 25, 2011
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A guy who thinks he's cool, because he bought some junk for a few coins less than the normal price. In fact, he is a greedy loser.
-hey, I heard Bavo bought a Playstation 2 for $50 in case of $49.99!

-Wow! He's a real businessman!
by Robbie_owns_you January 29, 2008
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A man or women who has the ability to con employees to continue to work for them under apauling conditions to continue developing the same business under different names for them so that they can con customers into purchasing a product or service that never delivers what it intended too whilst inventing new ways of creating takeovers so that they can justify not paying commissions to their agents or sales people.
Majority of Internet Driven Businesses offering a product or service that sounds too good to be true.
by Dilbert October 21, 2004
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N - A con who is very successful in cheating people's money, even a little Child. A successful businessman could make their retarded dumb ass victim come back willingly and let them cheat their money again and again.
by Mokonamon May 29, 2005
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The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".
by Carey1234 October 31, 2011
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Someone who wears a suit in casual places or carries a suitcase with them to most places. This act is usually done to bring attention to oneself as an important or otherwise note worthy person. Often they are loning assholes that want to look cool.
"Hey look at that retard, he thinks hes a business man."
"I bet he is gay"
by Oprah4Prez September 23, 2006
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