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Rustling through the bush and found berries 

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok
Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

Dick and Bush

Dick and Bush is a slang phrase used during the first four years of Bush's Autocracy. Surely to be used for the last four. This terms etymology derives from the first name of the Vice President: Dick, and the last name of the Chancelor: Bush. All said, Dick and Bush.
Person A: Man, everyone keeps calling our government a sham.
Person B: Well...
Person A: It's all dick and bush's fault.
Person B: Yeah, we really gotta lick bush.
Person A: Oh, and beat dick.
Dick and Bush by Dilcue November 11, 2004

got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st 

i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way

A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush
On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.

One in the hand and two in the bush

Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
"I was with my GF the other day, and I gave her one in the hand and two in the bush.

Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton 

Old buddies/partners in CRIME!
Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton are old buddies/partners in CRIME!