the one thing i look forward to taking on my way to school in the morning
i meet loadsa people to laugh at, we piss off the driver, depending on who it is and peel the no smoking signs off the window
cheap way of getting around without contributing to green house gas emissions
new fuel cell buses r kl
god im such a geek lol not really:D
the driver of the 84 hu supports chelsea is a right tit but funny all the same and he gives us summin 2 laugh bout
bless my bus crew
Okay, so Top 10 Reasons Why Taking the Bus Rocks:
Firstly, you don't have to wear a seatbelt. Anyone who says they like wearing seatbelts is gay. And a liar.
Secondly, the people are really weird. Like ther's one guy I used to see EVERYWHERE who's all normal and shit, except that he wears skirts. Not kilts. Skirts. What this means is that you can be as strange and obnoxious as possible and no will say anything. In fact, they will do their best to ignore you.
Thirdly, if you wear sunglasses and look around and write things down, people look at you funny or hid their face and give you more to write about.
Fourthly, you can be as high or as drunk as you want and still get to where you want to go with the added bonus of not having to give a stilted-English speaking cabi directions while slurring.
Fifthly, it's cheap, and you don't have to pay for gas or insurance or maintenance of any kind.
Sixthly, if bus drivers are friendly they make your day and if they're jerkfaces they give you a good story to tell.
Seventhly, you get to listen to other people's conversations and know about intimate things in their lives, like how their job sucks (which, by the way, is pretty obvious if they're riding a bus).
Eightly, if you're young, you get motivated to succeed so you don't get stuck riding the bus forever. And if you're old, you get to look at other people who failed and feel better about yourself.
Ninthly, there's fun graffitti around to entertain you.
1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.
2/ a long car
"dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"
A girl that has been with so many guys, that seemingly any man can get a ride.
Hey man, its your turn for a ride on the bus
A slang term used to describe a woman or girl who is rotund, fat, large, and who gets around alot. 'Public transportation' for everyone. 'A big lady who get ridden for a cheap price'
"Your mom is a bus"
"Everyone rides her for one buck"
A slang term for ambulance
Yeah, we threw his ass in the back of the buss and hauled ass to the Hospital
3) Footballer Jerome Bettis (wit the Pittsburgh Steelers at the time of this writing)
And here comes The Bus plowing through the defensive line. . .
a vehicle for chavs to make their name in the world, by vandalising it in some way
look at ma bus, its mine that, it has ma name on it