Often shortened to "burger," this term is used for diarrhea that is either extremely explosive or significantly intense for some other reason.
"Did you enjoy the goat cheese she brought over?"
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."
or
"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.