Turd Burgaler 

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

burgadert 

really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)

(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world

burgadert by rainbow jones December 28, 2011

Burgard 

A tall sarcastic male who is very intelligent and likes kangaroo rats

"This fine man is a ravishing Burgard"

Burgard by PrincessShelbz December 17, 2014

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

Turtle-Burgered by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

Turd Burgaler 

One who burgles turds.

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.

Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

burgered 

to be sent or shown either a picture or video displaying the american food representing a hamburger or "burger", showing text that says, "You just got burgered, burger someone else to be unburgered."

"Haha bro, you just got burgered!"

"Dammit. Now I have to find someone else to burger."

burgered by oh no bro i've been ___ December 1, 2020

Ass Burgaler 

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

Ass Burgaler by Sparkss August 30, 2006