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waste of bungwipe 

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.
Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.
waste of bungwipe by Telephony January 17, 2012
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booce bunging 

Rapidly sticking a pretzel stick up someone's urethra.
I got a huge hard one after the booce bunging
A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.
Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!
bungwipe by Telephony November 28, 2011

Pulling a Bungie 

Messing something up, or erronously punishing an entire group for the mistakes of a few.
Pulling a Bungie: Damn, trials is cancelled because of a few people wall glitching? They really pulled a bungie.

Bean Bunging

For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.

TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.

NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”

Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”

Lee: “What?!”

Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”

Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”

hungie bungie 

A Dutch butt disease
Oh no! Rutger has caught hungie bungie!