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Bundle Fucked 

The status of one who subscribes to Television, Telephone, and Internet services from a single company in a "bundle" when said company has a total network crash.
"Man! I had the whole day off just to call my girl, surf the net, and watch Cinemax but Comcast crashed and I was Bundle Fucked all day"!
Bundle Fucked by Aaron Moe February 21, 2009

bundle fucked 

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.
When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake
bundle fucked by Alex September 1, 2008

bundlefuck 

Screwing over a consumer by forcing him or her to purchase a large amount of games and/or accessories at the launch of a new console. Usable as a noun or verb.
"Gamestop's XBOX360 Ultimate Bundle costs $1200 but doesn't even include a second controller! What a bundlefuck!"

"Electronics Boutique really bundlefucked me when I bought a PSP - I only wanted Lumines but they also forced me to buy crap games."
bundlefuck by Moggraider September 6, 2005

Bunglefucker 

A gay man who is attracted to "Bears" (older, hairy, gay men). Derived from notoriously hairy and slightly camp Rainbow character Bungle.
"Jesus, have you seen who Terry's with tonight"

"I know, he must be a right Bunglefucker"
Bunglefucker by printwarrior December 16, 2006

Bundletuck 

- An organization of sleeping accommodations, much like like the American pioneers or the noble Geats in Beowulf, where the resting people sleep close and in a compact grouping.

- A legendary fellowship of Good, founded in Hamilton, NJ, on January 10th, 2009, after making a pilgrimage to White Castle at 4am.
"Dude, push those couches closer together."
"Why?"
"Bundletuck."
Bundletuck by JKoval January 10, 2009

Bunglefuck 

A situation that has gone horribly wrong, either due to circumstance or ineptitude.
After arriving at work and seeing that the boss had tried to "fix" the situation, he knew that the project had become a bunglefuck.
Bunglefuck by BlackFractal February 5, 2010