Bunce

Slang term for cash in any local currency

Dude1: Hey buddy, great shades!
Dude2: Thanks dude, and just 50 bunce from a random guy in the pub
Dude1: 50 bunce!! You've been frikkin ripped there bud
Dude2: No way, he assured me they are genuine fakes

by sthomson05041974 July 11, 2008

buncing

The insertion of an unlubricated cabbage or Iceberg lettuce into one's anus

I BUNCED Jack's mum

by Spyke March 17, 2003

Bunce

A person of incredibly low intelligence; generally unable to spell their own name, unable to perform simple tasks, and incapable of voluntary breathing.

Jesus Carl, you're an absolute bunce!

by LongSpanner November 9, 2016

Bunce

The area around an asshole.

-Oh my god when she bent over she had the hairiest bunce I've ever seen, has she not heard of a Brazilian?!

-He brings a total bunce aura as soon as he enters a room.

by NckJms January 12, 2015

Bunce

The act of failing at any and everything in a humorous way

Oh man, He totally bunced when he spilled his water on his final exam

by Alec Mason13 March 13, 2010

Bunce

Mainly used as a term while drunk/drinking. Used in place of names such as bro, dude etc. Also can be used as a verb to describe the art of getting heavily drunk. Can also be interchanged for most other English words (see example)

1) Man, I was so bunced last night at that party.
2) Bunce up to my place now, bro!
3) Let me snaffle some bunce-juice and bunce my bunce up to bunce's to get bunced.

by Schoolbizzle September 8, 2012

Bunce

verb To further explain a joke even after all participants have a firm understanding of the punchline

Person 1: That joke isn't funny anymore
Person 2: I know. It was great until that twat went and Bunced it!

by #NotChips January 2, 2015