bumper cunt

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

bumper cunt by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

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Cunt-Bumper

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

Cunt-Bumper by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010

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bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.

Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!

bumper cunting by marshn115 May 11, 2015

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cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.

cunt bumpers by theJAW June 26, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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