bullwank 

When something is totally crap we say that's it's "wank". If it's really, really crap then it's bullwank.

"Do you ever watch Idol on tv?"

"Never"

"Why not?"

"It's bullwank!"

bullwank by spid-a-spid May 16, 2010

Bullivant 

A 7-foot tall cretin with giant, flapping tabs. A mentally retarded twat that can eat 3 fried pigs for breakfast and is therefore detested by its grandfather's wife, who takes the piss out of its ridiculous crash-helmet hairstyle.

Why is there nothing in the fridge, Trace?

We've had a visit from Bullivant. It was hungry after its 3-pig breakfast.

Bullivant by Benny Twadge May 3, 2009

Bullbanged 

Like a, let's say, your drunk and you wake up next to an obese bull. The pain in your ass is proof that the bull did indeed bang you.

Oh no, I shouldn't have spent a night on the farm. I've been bullbanged!

Bullbanged by BranSalamJosh November 24, 2009

bulljangling 

Hanging around wasting time while simultaneously falsifying information.

Me: Are you coming bowling with me? Him: No man I have to watch my dog (he doesn't have a dog).

The act of telling small untruths or white lies while wasting time

Iain kept leveraging a dog he doesn't have to excuse his absence from funtimes. He is just bulljangling.

bulljangling by jpburdi June 29, 2017

bullyvan 

a van that's a police van

david got arrested and he gt taken away in a bullyvan

bullyvan by lurkz fam! March 2, 2008

Bullant 

A technique used to increase testosterone levels naturally. Involves masturbating almost to the point of ejaculation, then stopping and allowing the penis to throb - much like a bullant after it bites - and repeating the process.

Will: Man, Chris increased his bench by 10kgs from last week!
James: Yeah, he's trying out that new bullant technique - looks like its working!
Aaron: That kid is a dreamer

Bullant by Indiandudeatsubway April 29, 2010

bullwank 

a word for someone talkin shit or something being crap

''Dont talk such bullwank''

bullwank by pixiesykes October 7, 2006