When something is totally crap we say that's it's "wank". If it's really, really crap then it's bullwank.
"Do you ever watch Idol on tv?"

"Never"

"Why not?"

"It's bullwank!"
by spid-a-spid May 16, 2010
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a word for someone talkin shit or something being crap
''Dont talk such bullwank''
by pixiesykes October 7, 2006
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