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Bullshitosis 

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
Bullshitosis by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009

bullshido 

Bullshido is a word used for martial arts that are taught incorrectly. Most often this refers to unverifiable credentials, bad training methods, and lying instructors intentional or otherwise. Bullshido can come in many any martial art, but is most prominent in the traditional martial arts.

bullshido.net is most often given recognition for this term's origin, but it should be noted that there were uses before its conception (though much more sparing).
You've been wrestling for two weeks, and you've never been in competition. What you're teaching us is bullshido!

That Frank could knock out his opponents with mind bullets was complete bullshido.

I'm not training at some bullshido McDojo that charges 130 dollar testing fees!
bullshido by symmetraid March 16, 2008

Billshido 

A combination of the names 'Bill' and 'Bushido'. Used primarily for the pairing of Bill Kaulitz and Bushido(or Anis Ferchichi), whether used in fan fiction, art/photo manips, etc.
"I know this girl at my school that draws very explicit Billshido pictures, it's a little disturbing."
Billshido by BeautyInTheBreakdown January 2, 2009

bullshitology 

the study of bullshitting

the class where one studies bullshit

a joke played on people who study lies.
i'm going to major in bullshitology when i get older

what do you call the study of lies?
what?
bullshitology
bullshitology by morphittodaman January 21, 2008

bullshido 

A term used in the martial arts world to describe a martial art based on ridiculous principles, practiced in a ridiculous way, or otherwise grossly ineffective. A play on the words bushido (way of the warrior) and bullshit.

Origin: Most likely www.bullshido.com
Ninjitsu is total bullshido
bullshido by Someone March 23, 2005

bullshidium

n: anything with an arbitrary name that explains, clarifies, or accomplishes something otherwise unexplainable, unclear, or impossible
bullshidium, gravity, dumby variables, multiply by 1, add 0, "Materia", magic, super powers
bullshidium by HavekReekel March 24, 2009