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A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.
No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.
bushman by Rono January 22, 2007
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A bugman is your typical big left leaning city dweller. He is usually obsessed with consumerism, lining up to purchase the newest iPhone or MacBook when it comes out, and using a smartwatch/smart home speaker for longer than the week after he bought it. Chances are he owns other throwaway smart gadgets as well. All his tastes in movies, music, expensive food, art, and more are determined by what review sites and blogs say.

Everything about his personality and life is not defined by who he is, but by what he buys and his consumerist tendencies. He'll be subscribed to at least one, maybe multiple subscription services, he'll happily use social media and upload all of his information to the cloud, and he'll gravitate towards things that seem "rational" and use big words.

In fact, their social media use defines a lot about who they are, as they try to get the most likes on social media bragging about their life and viewing the lives of others who do the same.

Yet there is something big missing about their life, something that can be seen in their face. Something that can be seen the minute you strip away all the consumerist choices and realize, there's nothing else. Their lives are empty, hollow, and all about serving corporations, until they die, and this is seen in their empty insectoid stare that implies they're dead inside, giving them the name bugmen.
Here we see the Bugman in it's natural habitat. Man sleeping on the cement gravel next to a Gamestop waiting to get a PS5: "Confused stare"Huh? What?
Bugman by Bugman exterminator September 28, 2020
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A nickname for a guy who is really into rabbits.
I wouldn’t call my husband a bunman exactly, but he’s a good father to my rabbits!
bunman by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

bushman's hanky 

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.


Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'

Bushman of the Kalahari 

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"
A term which is often Shouted out in a moment of zealousness. It is often inserted into famous people's names and other Pop culture references.
A- BULMAN!
B- Osama Bin Bulman!
C- 9021Bulman!
Bulman by Richie-Ray April 2, 2009
According to zoroasterian texts, Bahman means "Good Purpose" and it also means protector of animals.
The name Bahman in the persian language means avalanche and it is also the 11th month of the year, equivelant to November.
Bahman in the ancient times was beleived to be the name of the god of good will and good purpose, he was also beleived to have been a bit of a ladies man. But he only had one real love, Delara - Godess of love and kindness.
"he is such a bahman" meaning : he is such a ladies man
"he has such a bahman" meaning : he has such good will/purpose
"oh! i can't beleive its nearly bahman" meaning : its nearly the 11th month of the year.
"there is a bahman coming" meaning : there is an avalanche coming

Bahman by ahmad abdul April 30, 2008