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A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.
No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.
by Rono January 19, 2007
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A young pothead, who always seems to purchase weed. Always offers to smoke you out, but begins to walk in circles because he claims it is "to sketch" or that he, "heard something". This is commnly used as a distraction for him to continure smoking and take another hit.
That Bushman is such a jew, he walked in circles when were blazing.
by poopoofaceingsnv November 21, 2007
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A person wearing all neutral, earth tones (i.e. brown, tan, etc.) and little jewelry. (Therefore it looks as though they've lived in a forest somewhere, surviving on nuts and berries.)
Ew I need to change my shirt or else I'll look like a bushman!
by Catitia March 12, 2006
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A myth creature who is hairy and ape like, and lives in a bush.
Clure: I'm so hairy.. wat shall i do...
Laura: AAAhh u bushman!
Jess (bends neck towards clure): hmm
by Laura elizabeth April 26, 2006
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Bushman is a person who is an under cover , hater, beg and sideman. A female or a male can be a bushman it would just change to "bushwoman". If two people are having a conversation and third person comes and is either incorrect, hating or begging it there a bushman or bushwoman
person1: alie she peng
person2: am agreeing she is

person3(bushman or Woman) : nah she butterz

person1: your begging it why you hating for you BushMan
by #Teamyoyo&yolo November 30, 2012
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A man who does not she his crotch!!!! There for it looks like a hugs bush !!!
OMG Jessie Ben has a Huge Bush !!!!!!!!
I found the Bush Man i tell little kids to watch out for karma i tell you
by BitterBitch January 25, 2009
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