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buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
buffeteers by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
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Buffeter 

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!
Buffeter by Baiko September 27, 2012

Buffeteer 

A noun used to describe someone who enjoys or frequently attends buffets.
Lucy sure is a buffeteer, this is her fourth buffet this week!
Buffeteer by potpie88 April 6, 2010

buffette 

a girl that is has sizeable, defined muscles. a girl that is buff.
the gymnast was a buffette, until she gained 50 pounds and sued McDonalds
buffette by lalala October 1, 2003
A Buffete (pronounced buff - eh - t) means pertaining/relating/medicating to a flock of chars. A buffete is not changed if a cashier or a mediumist is added. If the buffete contains 1 yart or more than 50% non chars it becomes tainted and is now changed to a flock containing a char.
Person 1: Did you see that buffete walk by?!?!?

Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.

Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.

Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?

Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof

Person 2: your Whaaaaat????

Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo

Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat
Buffete by Detectivechar January 19, 2019

Pester bugester 

Someone who is nagging, whilst tripping balls
Enough crack Jim! You’re being a pester bugester!
Pester bugester by Pest Hest January 11, 2023