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budtender 

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...
budtender by 420_J July 4, 2011

buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
buffeteers by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

Busgendered 

When a someone you know or a friend of yours identifies as a bus.
You: "Hey Jack, what's up bro?"
Friend: "Actually I'm Busgendered so I'd like for you to refer to me as bus"
You: "Oh shit, my bad bus"
Busgendered by ytjackthebus August 9, 2018

buffryder 

Someone who buffs his or her bike clean instead of riding it. Also someone who buys a motorcycle as a fashion accessory instead of a recreational vehicle.
Sergio is definetly a true Buffryder considering he only put 200 miles on his bike the whole summer.
buffryder by lilvic 112 February 8, 2010

Buffeter 

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!
Buffeter by Baiko September 27, 2012

Buffeteer 

A noun used to describe someone who enjoys or frequently attends buffets.
Lucy sure is a buffeteer, this is her fourth buffet this week!
Buffeteer by potpie88 April 6, 2010