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buffeteers
Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
buffeteers by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
Related Words
Buffeter • Buffeteria • Buffters • buffeteers • Buffete • Buffeted • buffster • buffet arm • buffet brigade • buffet drinking
Buffeteer
Buffete
A Buffete (pronounced buff - eh - t) means pertaining/relating/medicating to a flock of chars. A buffete is not changed if a cashier or a mediumist is added. If the buffete contains 1 yart or more than 50% non chars it becomes tainted and is now changed to a flock containing a char.
Person 1: Did you see that buffete walk by?!?!?
Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.
Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.
Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?
Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof
Person 2: your Whaaaaat????
Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo
Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat
Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.
Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.
Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?
Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof
Person 2: your Whaaaaat????
Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo
Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat
Buffete by Detectivechar January 19, 2019
Buffters
When a girl is not good looking, but has good proportions such as boobies and ass. A prime example is uhh... Well... You get the point.
Buffters by Kane Wright January 30, 2007
Buffter
A Buffter is essentially a really Hot guy. This word is usually used when reffering to Japanese men~
There is a ranking system to go with the word; ranging from A (highest: ex; visual kei) and D (Lowest: borderline Buff)
within these are many sub categories...
To name but a few...
VK Buffter
chibi buffter
Business Buffter
Daddy Buffter
School boy Buffter
Working Buffter
Smoking Buffter
etc.
There is a ranking system to go with the word; ranging from A (highest: ex; visual kei) and D (Lowest: borderline Buff)
within these are many sub categories...
To name but a few...
VK Buffter
chibi buffter
Business Buffter
Daddy Buffter
School boy Buffter
Working Buffter
Smoking Buffter
etc.
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