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Buff Diving 

Another name for sucking a dick. The counterpart of muff diving. Invented by a closet freak in Buford, GA.
Jim's girlfriend went buff diving last night. When Jim had a sex explosion, his girlfriend almost drowned.
Buff Diving by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

Buff Dump 

Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.
Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.
Buff Dump by 12345SmithJohn August 24, 2016

buff daddy 

To be either extremely well built or, can be used ironically to point out that an individual lacks musculature definition.

A play on words derived from the artist Sean 'Puffy' Combes.
buff daddy by Bjern Fita May 13, 2005

Buff-deluxe

A term used to describe blonde Beckenham girls who can often be found living on the other side of the world, usually in cosmopolitan cities such as Sydney where they seek a year-round sun tan.

Buff deluxe usually means someone has REEM hair - always blonde, a REEM tan - normally fake and REEM living quarters - usually by a beach ;)
Did you see Jo and Lottie out the other night? They are Buff-deluxe
Buff-deluxe by shesaidwhat October 20, 2011
While doing a warm-up stretch on the field...

Me: I got a Buff Dog BEFORE I went to baseball practice cuz my bitch doesnt like salty nuts bro.

You: Dude, Im gonna get me a Buff Dog after I shower so I can go to sleep.

Joe: My bitch doesn't know what a Buff Dog is, DAMN.
Buff Dog by Sheddy May 11, 2009

buff daddy 

The person that is in charge of a group of people that unfortunatly has a case of the shiney head syndrom,so much so that it looks like they have there forehead specially buffed everyday in one of those bowling ball cleaner machines.
"Wheres gareth gone, i need to get these reports signed off and i need his authorisation" , "Your gonna have to wait, I think Buff Daddy is in a meeting at the moment"
buff daddy by shiney shiners July 31, 2006