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Mitch Buchannon
A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018
buchalize
1. To stand in the doorway of someone's office and awkwardly stare at them until they feel extremely uncomfortable.
2. To slowly inch up to people backwards in an attempt to subtly eavesdrop on their conversation, when in fact they all notice how unsubtle you are and just make fun of you without your realizing it.
2. To slowly inch up to people backwards in an attempt to subtly eavesdrop on their conversation, when in fact they all notice how unsubtle you are and just make fun of you without your realizing it.
"Did you see him trying to buchalize us earlier? Why doesn't he take a hint that it isn't his business and walk away."
buchalize by el maestro February 23, 2013
bucharest
This is the capital city of ROMANIA.
NOTE (about the definitions given by 'lexicographia' and 'urbane gorilla' ) : You can't mention something about Hungary, while speaking about Bucharest !! Bucharest DOESN'T belong to Hungary !
Practice your geography before you make stupid definitions. GTFO with your idiot definitions and tags!
NOTE (about the definitions given by 'lexicographia' and 'urbane gorilla' ) : You can't mention something about Hungary, while speaking about Bucharest !! Bucharest DOESN'T belong to Hungary !
Practice your geography before you make stupid definitions. GTFO with your idiot definitions and tags!
James Buchanan Barnes
A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.
James Buchanan Barnes by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017
bushtastrophe
an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.
Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."
Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."
Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."
Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."
Bob: "You know what they need to do?"
Carl: "What's that sir?"
Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."
Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."
Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."
Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."
Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."
Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."
Bob: "You know what they need to do?"
Carl: "What's that sir?"
Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."
Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."
Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."
Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009
Bucktarded
Bucktarded by Slanglover12 April 15, 2020