beef's definitions

less than jake

an olden times american slang word meanining to be less than average.
(also th ebest ska band ! ;-))

man she's hot
nah she is less than jake if you ask me

by beef January 16, 2005

Love-drip

The spurt produced predominantly by men, following love making. Women usually have less love-drip, of their own.
Love dripping - Sauce produced from making love,(the mixture of two or more persons love drip)

She wore his love-drip across her face like a salty veil.

by Beef April 4, 2004

toolerific

Name for an act of toolness.

It was toolerific..

by Beef March 20, 2003

running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon

"i wanna run a marathon" said bones

by beef April 17, 2005

tafolla

An unbearable craving for frosh

He began to salivate because he had a tafolla.

by beef March 11, 2003

Mustov

Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.

"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"

by Beef February 8, 2004

milkshake

when a girl eats too many brownies and then she jumps up and down 4 times and feels them in her belly

I like to eat brownies with milkshakes

by BEEF December 23, 2003