A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
by NotTheHoff August 7, 2018