Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.

Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!

Bruiseshipping by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018

Mystery bruises 

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

Mystery bruises by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

Morning Bruises by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007

Brainless

A person that acts without any care of what'll be the consequences of what he's doing. Also a stupid, superficial, dull person.

1. Oh, damn! You act like you're brainless! Don't you think about what will happen if you do that?

2. That boy's brainless. I suggest you to not go out with him.

Brainless by KD Squib September 10, 2005

bruthless 

both brutal and ruthless

The beating the Masked Cabana took in that fight was bruthless!

bruthless by jiggaman November 28, 2004

But that's none of my buisness 

Sarcastic phrase featuring Kermit the frog from the muppets and is seen all over instagram

Bitches wanna drop money on that hot felon Jeremy Meeks but won't drop a dollar on the offering plate at church.

But that's none of my buisness

But that's none of my buisness by pbandjay June 27, 2014

she has bruises on her knees 

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

she has bruises on her knees by Qwedswdjshdj February 10, 2017