| 1. | Bronx Home Run | ||
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Sexual act: the female is giving the man a blowjob and right before climax, the man pulls his penis out and smacks the the female in the cheek right at the point of ejaculation leaving a smear of semen across her face. Sound effects of a bat hitting a baseball are helpful. After the game, I took Sally back to my place and after a great blowjob, I gave her a Bronx Home Run.
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| 2. | Jake LaMotta | ||
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Born as Giacobbe LaMotta. Jake LaMotta was one of the greatest of his time, and he inspired the de Niro film 'Raging Bull', named after Jake LaMotta himself's nickname. Famously had involvements with the Mafia, and admitted to throwing fights to gain favour with them. And now entering the ring, Jake LaMotta, the Raging Bull
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| 3. | Holyoke | ||
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Interesting old industrial city in Western Massachusetts. Holyoke is often referred to as the “arson capitol of the world” for the number of vacant, abandoned and burned out buildings that littered its landscape. Once an industrial capitol, the “Paper City,” known for its manufacturing of paper and textiles, ran on river power and an innovative and extensive canal system that harnessed water power. Nearly a hundred years later, Holyoke became a city of boarded up five- and six-story brick blocks and abandoned, burned out factories frequently used by drug dealers as squats, lookouts, and places for their nefarious business. Holyoke after the 1960s was a city of empty, rubble-filled lots, the remains of dozens of fires that destroyed many of these buildings. Piles of charred debris were left behind. It is densely populated with large brick tenements. For lots of reasons it has the appearance of much larger inner-city areas of the late 70's early 80's. So when you go into neighborhoods and see the kinds of disinvestments that people are familiar with in sections of Roxbury in Boston and in sections of the South Bronx you feel like you're in familiar territory. Holyoke is in the process of revitalizing downtown as well as a "slum clearance" to rebuild some of the worst ghettos in the Northeast. The city is also attracting high-tech jobs due to its access to green hydropower. Moving to Holyoke: "Get a security system, CCTV, secure 'buzz-in' entry system, firearms permits, auto-alarms and a pit-bull just so you fit in. Most people leave their cars unlocked so they don't have to replace the glass too often - just let them rifle through your Subaru without having to actually break in. Get one of those removable CD FM units you can take with you. Never leave your GPS out. When your guest arrive have them call 1st so you and your gun and your un-neutered pit bull can meet them out in the street and escort them in. Do the reverse when they leave. You may need to buy some weed or crack from the locals every so often just so they smile and wave at you and ask you "'sup?" instead of simply beating you to a pulp for your cash."
-cwaggy "There are only three cities in the world, Holyoke, Paris and New York” -Belle Skinner |
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| 4. | Joe Pesci | ||
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9 February 1943, Newark, New Jersey, USA Actor - filmography (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s) 1. Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) .... Leo Getz ... aka Lethal 4 (USA: promotional abbreviation) 2. Gone Fishin' (1997) .... Joe Waters 3. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997) .... Tommy 4. Casino (1995) .... Nicky Santoro ... aka Casino (France) 5. All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (1994) (TV) .... Ronald Grump ... aka Sesame Street's All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (USA: complete title) 6. With Honors (1994) .... Simon Wilder 7. Jimmy Hollywood (1994) .... Jimmy Alto 8. A Bronx Tale (1993) .... Carmine 9. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) .... Harry Lime ... aka Home Alone II (USA: short title) 10. The Public Eye (1992) .... Leon Bernstein 11. Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) .... Leo Getz 12. My Cousin Vinny (1992) .... Vincent Gambini 13. JFK (1991) .... David Ferrie ... aka JFK (France) 14. The Super (1991) .... Louie Kritski 15. Home Alone (1990) .... Harry Lime 16. Goodfellas (1990) .... Tommy DeVito ... aka GoodFellas (USA: promotional title (video box title) (poster title)) 17. Betsy's Wedding (1990) .... Oscar Henner 18. Catchfire (1990) (uncredited) .... Leo Carelli ... aka Backtrack (USA: TV title (director's cut)) ... aka Catchfire (Australia) ... aka Do It the Hard Way 19. Lethal Weapon 2 (1... |
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| 5. | Birmingham | ||
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Birmingham the second city of the UK just edging its tussel with Manchester due to a large population of about 1.1 million and greater business importance. Birmingham people from "brum" are often called "brummies". It is host to two large football clubs, Birmingham City and Aston Villa with neighbouring West Brom about 6 - 7 miles away.
The city centre is quite dull however attempts have been made to brighten it up with the failry new bull ring and other things. However it is still the concrete jungle of the 70's. The suburbs of brum like any other city are quite pleasant although these days there are little if any left, Edgbaston being the finest with all other inner city areas failing to impress. Inner city birmingham is particualry nasty and is an area to be avoided. Handsworth, Newtown, Aston and Lozzels are 4 in particular that brandish the "Ghetto" tag due to very high crime, murder and ethinic minortites. This was evident with the shootings of two 16 year old girls the other day and the incredible 8 deaths due to stabbings one week in april 2007. The areas play host to three nationally famous gangs the Burger Bar Boys, The Johnson Crew and the less famous of the three L.O.Z. Birmingham is only going down hill as far as i can see and in places i similar to that of Compton, and the Bronx. Man from Buckinghamshire: do you want to go too birmingham deer?
Lady from Worcestershire: no thank you |
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| 6. | P.C.I. | ||
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Stands for "Persons Condoning Intelligence." A movement created by an individual known solely as "the milkman," P.C.I. is the antithesis of following of the group I.C.P. "Insane Clown Posse" (juggalos) It seeks to promote individuality, equality and personal growth without the use of inordinate violence and shitty hip hop. Members of P.C.I. believe that you can empower yourself through the vehicles of constructive self -criticism and hard work, rather than the vehicles of explicit song lyrics and smeared face paint. Although the group is not directly opposed to the Insane Clown Posse, it is more opposed to the Juggalo culture that the group creates. Juggaloes (although many of which are failures at life) prey on other members of society (i.e. ones that have a future aside from joining the plumbers union) in order to debase their confidence and give menial false vindication to their already insignificant lives (if you're a juggalo reading this, i bet you had to open a dictionary to figure out what those words mean). But otherwise, members of P.C.I. have 4 simple rules a) you feel like you have some self worth b)you have attained some success in your life aside from landing a job at a trucking company d) you believe Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope cannot compare to 2pac, Jay-Z, Nas, Eminem, Biggie, Andre 3000, etc. e) You don't believe magnets are a "Miracle" .If you believe any of these things, congratulations because you are officially a member of P.C.I. more...
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